Funniest thing I've heard all week: On Radio Kol Chai, "The Ketchup Song" in Yiddish.
"Ay, ay, ay, mit a bissle krechtzin, oy, oy, oy, oy, oy..."

My first yarn! Spun from white wool on a student spindle, both from Countrywool.

And my latest fiber purchase--soy silk from Spinners Notebook. It's much prettier than this, but I it's shiny as real silk, and I hadn't counted on that.